be prepared.... for the worst.

kimberly says:
*you all still conferencing?
clarissa says:
*stopped like
*an hour ago
kimberly says:
*chey LOL
*i wanted to join
*i am bored
clarissa says:
*everybody off liao
kimberly says:
*LOL vivian's still hereeeee.
*oh im so bored now
*really
*im gonna die soon
*are you doing anything tmr.
*LOL
*i needa find something to do
*i don't wanna waste away my holidays hahahaha.
*i've waited for this day
*for so long
*i mean
*for this holiday for so long.
*now i'm just typing alot cuz i like to see the letters come out
*LOLLLLL.
*it looks interesting from the side.
*so anw i bought a shirt today.
*it's baggy
*LOL
*so i bought a baggy shirt today
*and i saw chua chua too.
*and his kids
*his son is quite cute LOL.
*it's about time you replied though.
*hello
*earth to clarissa.
*Wait i shall try speaking properly.
*Hello , Earth to Clarissa.
*It's about time you started replying .
*Now i feel as though i'm talking to myself.
*Hello ?
*Are you there?
*I'm so incredibly bored now.
*I've resorted to talking to myself.
*You're probably not even reading this but I really am very bored.
*Hello , You're still not there?
*I think you're just ignoring me now.
*I don't like you.
*You should reply by now.
*What are you doing?
*Are you playing Dota?
*Are you playing Maplestory?
*What are you doing?
*You should reply you know , because now my neck hurts from reading all this sideways.
*However, the words come out pretty cool so it still looks nice.
*It's fun typing with such proper grammar, we should do it more often.
clarissa says:
*YOURE LIKE ELLSON
kimberly says:
*No wait, I should do it more often.
clarissa says:
*GIVE ME TEN PARAGRAPH
*HELLOH
*I NEVER SEE SOMEONE TYPE SO MUCH IN A ROW BEFORE
kimberly says:
*Laugh out loud.
*Well technically i'm just bored.
*I'm not going on about how sad my life is also.
*And you replied.
*Thank goodness, i was starting to get bored tlaking to myself.
*This is also why i finish compositions early , as i always have things to say.
*Resulting in the ten paragraphs of crap as seen above.
*I'm so bored now.
*What are you doing?
*Are you playing Dota?
clarissa says:
*stop talking so fast
*stoppit
kimberly says:
*Are you playing Maple?
clarissa says:
*oi
*kimberly maria bracken
kimberly says:
*Why?
*This is so fun.
*I am extremely bored too.
clarissa says:
*im so gonna post this conver
kimberly says:
*This increases typing skills, don't you agree?
clarissa says:
*-.-
kimberly says:
*You should try it.
*I'm so bored now.
*That's why i'm typing so hysterically/.
*OH MY GOD.
*THAT WAS A TYPO.
*WE MUST FIX IT!
*H
*Y
*S
*T
*E
*R
*I
*C
*A
*L
*L
*Y
*.
*Yes, that's better.
*Now the sentence is fixed, i feel relieved.
*Are you still going to post this?
*You shouldn't , people will get bored with the first half , no?
*What are you doing?
*Why aren't you replying.
*It's about time you replied.
*What could you possibly be doing at 10:44 PM at night.
clarissa says:
*i wuold, if you weren't going on and on.
kimberly says:
*What are you doing?
clarissa says:
*would*
kimberly says:
*Are you playing Dota?
*Are you playing Maplestory?
*Or are you just as bored as me ?
*I ask you so many questions.
*You should answer some.
clarissa says:
*no im not bored
kimberly says:
*What are you doing?
clarissa says:
*shhh
*-.-
kimberly says:
*Oh then what are you doing.
*Sorry , i'm extremely bored now.
*And there's nobody else to terrorize.
*So yes, i'm so sorry .
*However, i sadly must say that i have to do this to you.
*So , how you been.
*How's life for you?
*Has it been like a roller coaster?
*I wonder how life has been for you.
*You should update me about how you've been doing.
*I've been worried sick.
*I'm at home all day worrying about how you've been .
*Do you not understand my pain?
clarissa says:
*oh shuddup
kimberly says:
*Give me awhile more.
*I'm not done yet.
*I still like to hear the typing sound over and over again.
clarissa says:
*i dont care if youre done.
kimberly says:
*I like to watch the letters slowly flow out.
*It's beautiful at some angles.
*It really is.
*You should try typing and looking at it from different angles.
*So what are you doing now.
*Are you play Dota?
*OH NO
*THAT WAS A GRAMMAR MISTAKE!
*WE MUST FIX IT!
*Are you playing Dota?
*Okay, fixed.
*Okay where was I ?
*Oh right,
*Are you playing Maple?
*I doubt you rae.
*OH NO!
*THAT WAS A TYPO!!!
clarissa says:
*-.-
kimberly says:
*WE MUST FIX IT AGAIN.
*a
*r
*e
clarissa says:
*KIMBERLY MARIA BRACKEN
kimberly says:
*.
*All done.
*Oh my fingers are so cold.
*So cold due to the air conditioner
*That is currently blowing out cold air.
*The cold air then sinks due to convection.
*And thus, my hands are cold.
*So very cold due to the cold air from the air conditioner that's blowing out cold air.
clarissa says:
*you talking to me or yourself?
kimberly says:
*I'm talking to both.
*You aren't replying.
*Why are you not replying?
*Am i being too pushy?
*Are we over?
*After all we've been through ?
*You reject me so harshly?
*I'm trying my very best to communicate with you here and you're just ignoring me like that?
*I'm crushed.
*My heart has just shattered into a million pieces.
*I feel so cold inside.
*I just can't believe you did this to me.
clarissa says:
*wth
*LOL.
kimberly says:
*After five years, everything we did together.
clarissa says:
*shuddup lah you
kimberly says:
*Have you forgotten it all?
*All the hardship , pain , laughter.
*Everything.
*And this is how you repay me?
clarissa says:
*LOL.
kimberly says:
*By treating me like this?
*You should go for an attitude check young lady.
clarissa says:
*youre very noisy you know
kimberly says:
*I don't deserve this kind of treatment from you.
*Don't test my patience young lady.
*I've not been very strict with you.
clarissa says:
*LOL!
kimberly says:
*As i see you're trying your very best to make this partnership work between us, i try not to be strict with you.
*However you have crossed the line today,
*On this faithful day.
*8th November.
*2009 .
*Sunday.
*10:54 PM .
*My heart broke into pieces for you.
clarissa says:
*bullshit lah you. QUIET.
kimberly says:
*See , you're getting from bad to worse.
*I thought i've taught you well.
*Apparently , my teachings weren't good enough.
clarissa says:
*dont become like my mother
kimberly says:
*I believe you will excel in the future, will my teachings in your head.
*You shall succeed!
*I believe you can fly!
*I believe you can touch the sky!
clarissa says:
*-.-
kimberly says:
*I think about it every night and day!
*I think about how to make you better person!
*Clarissa, you are a good kid.
*However, you still need to undergo some lessons from me.
*So i can pass now my elderly wisdom.
*And pass it to the younger generations.
*So i can rest in peace when i go away.
*Please treasure these teachings that i shall give you .
*Treasure the wisdom that i will pass down to you.
*And pass them down to your younger generations.
*While i shall pass away peacefully.
clarissa says:
*ok now youre just behaving like a monk
kimberly says:
*Knowing that i have passed down my wisdom to my grandchildren .
*I'm training.
*You shall become a monk too.
*Once i train you , young one.
*You will have all my wisdom.
*And you shall succeed!
*You will be a monk , with hair.
clarissa says:
*I WILL NOT BE AMONK
kimberly says:
*and you will be a fashionable monk, because i taught you well.
*You will have all my wisdom.
*And you shall succeed!
*You will be a monk , with hair.
clarissa says:
*I WILL NOT BE AMONK
kimberly says:
*and you will be a fashionable monk, because i taught you well.
*And i passed down my wisdom.
*You shall be a monk , because i have passed down my wisdom.
clarissa says:
*monks have no fashion
kimberly says:
*My elderly wisdom must be cherished.
*You will be a monk with fashion.
clarissa says:
*-.-
kimberly says:
*Trust me , one day , you shall be the best monk in the world.
clarissa says:
*when i become an assasin
*i shall murder you first
kimberly says:
*and go to the grammys for the best monk .
*Then when you get the best monk award.
clarissa says:
*perhaps maybe i shall have some peace
kimberly says:
*You must thank me
clarissa says:
*and youre the monk
*you should be the peaceful one
kimberly says:
*As it was i , that passed down my elderly wisdom
*To you , young one.
*And you will recieve that award, with pride.
*Knowing that it was I , that taught you so well.
*It was my teachings that enabled you to recieve such a prestigious award.
*As you become elderly, you will then pass your elderly wisdom to the younger generations.
*Then we shall meet in Heaven.
*And i shall pass down more wisdom to you.
*And we can recieve grammys for the best monk and her diciple.
*then we shall walk down the red carpet
*Proudly, knowing that it was my wisdom that led us to this wonderful day.
*The End.
*The moral of the story is,
clarissa says:
*nooooooo
kimberly says:
*Kimberly's wisdom, will make Clarissa a monk with wisdom.
clarissa says:
*for the last time,
*IM NOT GOING TO BE A MONK
kimberly says:
*This concludes that I , Kimberly Maria Bracken, Daughter of Oliver Bernard Bracken and Ylva Maria Kovacs, Made Clarissa a better monk , due to her unending guidance and wisdom.
clarissa says:
*OI
kimberly says:
*Clarissa Cheon Wai Si shall be the best monk in the history of monks, apart from her master you passed down her elderly wisdom.
*The End.
*OH NO!
*THAT WAS A TYPO!
*WE MUST FIX IT !
*Apart from her master who passed down her elderly wisdom.
*Okay , fixed.
*Wasn't that story just magnificent.
*I felt enlightened just writing it.
*I think i shall be a writer, and pass down my wisdom to younger generations.
clarissa says:
*no it was horrible
kimberly says:
*At the age of 144 , i believe that my elderly wisdom must be passed down.
clarissa says:
*people will sleep while reading your books
kimberly says:
*Or else there will not be another awesome person with such wisdom as kimberly herself.
*-5 years later-
*Kimberly has died.
*Clarissa cries her guts out.
clarissa says:
*no thank you i dont want to her what happens -.-
kimberly says:
*We all believe she was such a good person.
*Such wisdom could not be passed down anymore.
*Kimberly's amazing book reached it's one thousandth page.
clarissa says:
*OK NOW YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE
kimberly says:
*LOL.

Clarissa