my occupation,
will be to kill people,
i wanna be the best known female assasin in the world.
i will be loyal, to the one who pays me most.

first person i kill,
that mgs girl,
second, i want double kill.
throw one stone kill two birds.
AHEM and ******
the mgs girl maybe im joking.
but AHEM, you better watch out.
i mean it when i say i want to kill you.
literally.
but now, im just fourteen,
too young to start mudering people.

i can throw you into jail now if i want,
so you watch it. -.-

ANYWAY.
training was different,
eugene emily and jasper didnt come.
then two new boys came, one 15 the other, 19.
the 15 one is cute. LOL.

i got two conversations to put here. LOL.
1st,
conversation between me and japser.

jasper: eh got new guy leh.
clarissa: really ah? describe him.
jasper: i duno how tell you lah,
but i went through everything with him.

ok first. when someone say 'went through everything'
= married got busy, had a family. blah blah blah.
LOL. cute lah!
yuting and betrick started laughing when i told them.

2nd,
conversation between my sister and godbrother. HAH.

clarinda: i wished you had gone ngee ann poly, at
least will have someone i know with me there.
mark: why? you want date me ah?
clarinda: ewww NO!

LOLOL. my sister practically freaked out.
anyway mark's in LOVEEEEE. HAHAHAHAHA.

okok i got a joke to tell you all. LOL.

theres this boy, with coordination problem.
so his mother told him,
if he could put both of his index fingers,
touching each other,
she could buy him and icecream.
the boy was very excited and practised it everyday.
then one day,
he managed to put both index fingers touching each other.
the mother was proud of him,
and immediately brought him out to get his icecream.
the boy holding his cream,
"PIAK"
smashed it onto his forehead.

GET IT?! LOL.
i know i very lame lah. but i nothing to do.
anyway this joke is easier to get when i do actions.
okay i shall stop here. byebye!

Clarissa